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Post by WVUfanPHILLY on Jun 19, 2008 18:54:30 GMT -5
Choosing A Wife ...
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, sh e tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives h im back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Post by rainman on Jun 19, 2008 20:35:15 GMT -5
T.G.F.V.
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Post by smurph on Jun 20, 2008 11:14:17 GMT -5
A farmer gets married. After the wedding, he and his bride are heading home in a horse-drawn buggy. About 1/3 of the way home, the horse stops. He yells at the horse, but it won't move. Finally, he lashes the horse with a whip and it starts moving again. "That's one" says the farmer.
A little farther along, the horse stops again. The farmer yells, but the horse won't move. He lashes the horse with the whip and it begins moving again. "That's two" says the farmer.
They are almost home when the horse decides to stop again. "That's three" says the farmer, and he pulls out a gun and shoots the horse. His new bride becomes hysterical. "Why did you do that? Why did you shoot the horse? That was a crazy thing to do. Why did you do that?"
The farmer responds "That's one."
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Post by dehayes35 on Jun 21, 2008 8:35:41 GMT -5
LOL!!! That's terrible...hhahahah
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Post by mountaineerinpa on Jun 25, 2008 15:49:57 GMT -5
He should be at 3 before I type this soo sorry for his lose of his horse man that sucks.
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