FBI officer selection

[WVUfanPHILLY]

Here's the final test for FBI officer selection.

Enjoy

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The
agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[mountaineerinpa]

LOL Im glad my wife is apart of the training. But then again maybe a quick death. She teasingly threatens to kill me and i retort just make sure it quick because I have suffered for almost 8 years.