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Post by WVUfanPHILLY on Sept 1, 2008 16:50:26 GMT -5
...She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her Husband died.But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. She finally died after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her
first, second or third husband?
'The friend replied, ' I think he means her legs.
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Post by WVUfanPHILLY on Sept 1, 2008 16:51:34 GMT -5
>How's Norma ?
> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'
> The operator said 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?' The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay, Room 302.' The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse.'
> After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'
> The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother said,
'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh--.'
> True Story
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Post by smurph on Sept 3, 2008 13:29:12 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mountaineerinpa on Sept 3, 2008 15:09:34 GMT -5
;D
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