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Post by rainman on May 18, 2009 7:37:32 GMT -5
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Post by elp525 on May 18, 2009 15:02:23 GMT -5
George Burns has been reincarnated as a woman......or that is his sister.  |
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 22, 2009 6:19:25 GMT -5
I've seen that woman in New Orleans I SWEAR!
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Post by smurph on May 22, 2009 12:45:47 GMT -5
A school teacher was doing a study testing the sense of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavors by their color.
Red...........cherry
Yellow.......lemon
Green.......lime
Orange.....orange
Finally the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" she said "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your Father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God. They're ass-holes."
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 22, 2009 13:43:00 GMT -5
roflmao Smurph! Karma for you!
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