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Post by wvumaryjane on May 23, 2008 7:40:48 GMT -5
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, 'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'
'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?'
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'
''Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims. 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton,' and the she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.......................................
'It's pronounced 'quiche.'
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 23, 2008 7:38:12 GMT -5
Any good Barbeque plans??
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 23, 2008 6:52:34 GMT -5
Have a good time, but be safe, and be sure to celebrate our fallen vets this Memorial Day!
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 22, 2008 17:35:39 GMT -5
We're trying out for the stage production of the Wizzard of Oz.. We're the flying monkey things.
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 22, 2008 6:42:15 GMT -5
Sounds like it was a GREAT night kayjay!
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 22, 2008 6:39:06 GMT -5
Yeah Baby!!!!!! Is it football season yet???
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:59:09 GMT -5
I did it for awhile.. I was dating a guy that lived out of town.. He was staying at his sister's house on the weekends.. and I had a room mate and it was part of the agreement..
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:52:11 GMT -5
There once was a gent from Kent Who had one so long it was bent. To save himself trouble, He stuck it in double. Instead on kumming he went. smurph, as soon as I can give karma again.. you're getting it!
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5/20/08
May 21, 2008 18:49:51 GMT -5
Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:49:51 GMT -5
Wondering if this photo is a direct result of the previous photo showing a man and a cow in a field. roflmao!
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5/15/08
May 21, 2008 18:44:35 GMT -5
Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:44:35 GMT -5
reason 421 why I can't open ANY caption this pictures at work, where they monitor me.
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5/15/08
May 21, 2008 18:43:29 GMT -5
Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:43:29 GMT -5
LOL!!! RL that's sooo disturbing you even THOUGHT of that!! hhahahaha I totally agree Doug! roflmao!
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5/18/08
May 21, 2008 18:38:49 GMT -5
Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:38:49 GMT -5
Officers Troy, Jane and Judy were suspended from their positions today after it was apparent that they were at a sleazy motel together when they were supposed to be patrolling the West Side. Film at 11.
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:32:44 GMT -5
Rented a room at a sleazy hotel for an hour or so ??
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:30:33 GMT -5
LOL great QOD.. ROFLMAO
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Post by wvumaryjane on May 21, 2008 18:24:36 GMT -5
We've only been open for 9 months.. You ladies and gents Rock! Thanks for making Mountaineer Fans an ever interesting place to be on the internet!
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