I am not going to copy-and-paste the whole damn article... the AP really went balls deep for this article. However, I am going to save you all the trouble of shoveling through this horseshit to the reason I decided to post this article:
Indoor practice field, 2:26 p.m. Friday
West Virginia football boosters Bill Webb, Matt Jones and Andrew Hudson are skipping the Mountaineers' opener at home vs. Villanova to watch their friend's Michigan debut in person.
"I got a daughter that won't speak to me," Webb admits.