Post by WVUMntneerJim on Mar 8, 2009 12:02:31 GMT -5
I camped out at the Coliseum since Friday afternoon, 2 pm for the following:
*ESPN College Gameday
*The Game
*An opportunity to meet Erin Andrews and get a pic taken with her. That's all I wanted.
I was tired, sweaty, and irritable. I had my "ERIN ANDREWS, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" sign leftover from the Auburn game...
AFTER the heartbreaking loss, I hustled my ass over to Erin Andrews, making sure my camera phone was ready, realizing she probably wouldn't have had time for small-talk... well, she posed with pics with a couple of younger girls and an older dude, but when I walked up to her and asked, she looked right at, turned tail and walked away... several people up in the crowd after the game yelled, "DUDE, SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!" Those people don't know I have been AWAKE for 40-ish hours straight, no shower, very little food to eat, (what I ate had little to no nutrition), no water (I only drank AMP Energy, Red Bull and Lemonade) had no shower since Friday morning, hot, sticky and sweating like a prostitute in church... I was very dejected.
So, my buddies were waiting for me outside of the Coliseum and asked me, "How'd it go?" I said, as loud as I could, "THAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH GAVE ME THE COLD SHOULDER!" I texted all my friends and told them, and the reactions I got were very similar: "She's a cunt", "What a bitch!" "Bitch!" "What a whore!"
You can't do that shit to your fans... well, in my case, a former fan. Especially in the day and age of the internet.
On the flipside of all of this, one of my friends has expressed her desire many times to me to be the next Erin Andrews, and I told her last week I would represent her as her agent and she agreed to it. Well, looks like my job as Ari Gold, Jr started last night. I am a vengeful person, and she will have Andrews' job in 5 years, and I will see to it that Erin Andrews' only job is reduced to topless dancing at truck stops for quarters! That's total bullshit she did that to me. She picked the wrong fucking person to give the cold shoulder to!
However, it makes me appreciate the little-known announcers such as Brooke Weisbrod who actually took time to have a photo with me. I'm not sure what she thought of that, but I hope it was enough to at least flatter her...
*ESPN College Gameday
*The Game
*An opportunity to meet Erin Andrews and get a pic taken with her. That's all I wanted.
I was tired, sweaty, and irritable. I had my "ERIN ANDREWS, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" sign leftover from the Auburn game...
AFTER the heartbreaking loss, I hustled my ass over to Erin Andrews, making sure my camera phone was ready, realizing she probably wouldn't have had time for small-talk... well, she posed with pics with a couple of younger girls and an older dude, but when I walked up to her and asked, she looked right at, turned tail and walked away... several people up in the crowd after the game yelled, "DUDE, SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!" Those people don't know I have been AWAKE for 40-ish hours straight, no shower, very little food to eat, (what I ate had little to no nutrition), no water (I only drank AMP Energy, Red Bull and Lemonade) had no shower since Friday morning, hot, sticky and sweating like a prostitute in church... I was very dejected.
So, my buddies were waiting for me outside of the Coliseum and asked me, "How'd it go?" I said, as loud as I could, "THAT FUCKING CUNT BITCH GAVE ME THE COLD SHOULDER!" I texted all my friends and told them, and the reactions I got were very similar: "She's a cunt", "What a bitch!" "Bitch!" "What a whore!"
You can't do that shit to your fans... well, in my case, a former fan. Especially in the day and age of the internet.
On the flipside of all of this, one of my friends has expressed her desire many times to me to be the next Erin Andrews, and I told her last week I would represent her as her agent and she agreed to it. Well, looks like my job as Ari Gold, Jr started last night. I am a vengeful person, and she will have Andrews' job in 5 years, and I will see to it that Erin Andrews' only job is reduced to topless dancing at truck stops for quarters! That's total bullshit she did that to me. She picked the wrong fucking person to give the cold shoulder to!
However, it makes me appreciate the little-known announcers such as Brooke Weisbrod who actually took time to have a photo with me. I'm not sure what she thought of that, but I hope it was enough to at least flatter her...
