Post by elp525 on Jun 9, 2009 15:20:38 GMT -5
A young man is walking through a park when he passes an old man sitting on a park bench with his face in his hands sobbing uncontrollably.
The younger man stops and asks the senior gentleman if there is something he can do to help him. The old man pulls his face from his hands and exclaims, "I'm 88 years old and I lost my wife. We were married for 59 years."
The younger man replies, "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss."
The older man says, " That was five years ago. 4 years ago I met and married this wonderful woman who is 27 years old. She worships and adores me like nothing I have ever known before. We have the best sex I have ever had in my life. She is drop dead gorgeous. The most beautiful female species to ever be placed on this planet. Not only is she beautiful, but she can cook any type of dish. She is a wonderful cook. My home is immaculate. She keeps the house spic and span clean. She is also the smartest woman I have ever known. She took my small pension and with some investing turned my small pension into a huge amount of money. So much I don't ever have to worry about money to do anything ever again."
The younger man replies, " This all sounds incredible. I sounds to me like you have a wonderful situation. Why in the world are you crying?"
The old man states, "Because I can't remember where I live."
The younger man stops and asks the senior gentleman if there is something he can do to help him. The old man pulls his face from his hands and exclaims, "I'm 88 years old and I lost my wife. We were married for 59 years."
The younger man replies, "I'm so sorry to hear about your loss."
The older man says, " That was five years ago. 4 years ago I met and married this wonderful woman who is 27 years old. She worships and adores me like nothing I have ever known before. We have the best sex I have ever had in my life. She is drop dead gorgeous. The most beautiful female species to ever be placed on this planet. Not only is she beautiful, but she can cook any type of dish. She is a wonderful cook. My home is immaculate. She keeps the house spic and span clean. She is also the smartest woman I have ever known. She took my small pension and with some investing turned my small pension into a huge amount of money. So much I don't ever have to worry about money to do anything ever again."
The younger man replies, " This all sounds incredible. I sounds to me like you have a wonderful situation. Why in the world are you crying?"
The old man states, "Because I can't remember where I live."
