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Post by wvumaryjane on Nov 21, 2007 9:11:50 GMT -5
Why did Michael Vick report to jail 3 weeks before his sentencing?
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Post by dehayes35 on Nov 21, 2007 9:31:29 GMT -5
He realized he lived near the Pet Cemetary and all the dogs he harmed were back to get him.
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Post by dehayes35 on Nov 21, 2007 9:40:21 GMT -5
He's so stupid when he was playing monopoly and landed on "Go Directly To Jail" he took it literally.
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Post by WVUfanPHILLY on Nov 21, 2007 12:47:03 GMT -5
He couldn't wait to find his jailhouse bitch.
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Post by rainman on Nov 21, 2007 19:19:01 GMT -5
....plus he didn't want to miss "toe touch day" in the shower
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Post by wvumaryjane on Nov 21, 2007 23:53:27 GMT -5
He wanted first dibs on the prision Christmas party committee.
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Post by markl711 on Nov 22, 2007 23:14:16 GMT -5
He was getting tired of being "dogged" by the media.
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Post by smiteedawgwv on Nov 23, 2007 6:40:49 GMT -5
So he wouldn't be tempted to go to a turkey fight.
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